mangabreadroll's media rant
I wonder if any of you can understand this. It’s a TV show in my country. Mainly the reason why it’s here is because the English standard of most people here aren’t exactly up to par
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“Greetings on this fine day”
“I have found your presence to be disagreeable”
“Your untowards advances have been recognised”
“How fortuitous that you have made your visage apparent”
“Please allow me to present you with these bullets”
“May I inquire as to your health?”
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The bonnet and bustle, my god. Most proper turrets.
lilo and stitch actually is the most depressing film that disney ever made
it’s literally about parents dying and a child being forced to raise her younger sister and about an alien coming and wrecking their house and having the fbi on their case only to show them true family and how to love each other when they feel so alone and really like no movie made me cry as a kid like this movie did
it’s also one of the most uplifting stories for the same reasons. nani is one of the strongest and most real characters in any disney movie imho, because here’s this girl who has been strong through losing her parents and having to raise her little sister. she’s doing the best she can by trying to find a new job, trying to keep her sister happy and safe, trying to work with CPS to keep her family together. she’s got to deal with having her whole world turned on its ear constantly and she is such a powerhouse. sure, she loses her cool, but in her situation, others would do it in far less productive ways. she is fantastically protective of lilo and just wants everything to be okay.
nani is the serious best character ever.
Lilo and Stitch is Disney’s greatest achievement imo.
Not to mention that Nani is one of the only (if not the only) animated Disney characters with an average body shape. You can even see her little stomach rolls in the third gif.
(Source: birdstump, via peachdoxie)
“Old Hills” (wip)
Decided to post the first 3 panels of a Jack story that’s been running around my head.
(posting it as a preemptive kick in the butt to finish it, though I don’t know WHEN I’ll have the time to do it / finish it…might be months…).
YESHHH






